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Crab Demotivational Poster


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier

CRAB BATTLE! - Those claws could rip a tank apart!

CHAVOPOLY - Because chav-scrabble would be surreal

TAGS: chav cultural impact chav scrabble surreal monopoly chavopoly rnr
Rating: 2.12/5

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willowbrook - August 18, 2008, 10:49 am
What? no ASBO square?

CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !

THAT CRAB DINNER - Was Actually An Covert Zeon Mobile Suit

COCONUT CRAB - He's just waiting for you to take out the trash then upload your reaction to youtube

TAGS: crabs
Rating: 3.62/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:35 pm
Crazyiness.... First paragraph... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab
forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:41 pm
oh my gosh... where the hell did this come from?!?
Mongo - December 30, 2009, 9:16 am
Holy Shit! LOL! Never seen one that big, pooped myself a little.
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 8:56 am
I'm sorry, I'd take one look at that head-humpin' wanna be, turn around, pack my things, and move somewhere they didn't have those.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:18 pm
Man, that just looks delicious! A drawn butter, and I'm set!



TAGS: crabs for lunch at stripjoint
Rating: 4.5/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:10 am
I like it. 5 Biguns!

KLINGON CAT - Is not amused.

CUTE CRAB MY ASS - Just wait until you wake up with a crotch full of him and his little friends ...


TAGS: splish splash fishbath crusty crabby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:51 pm
I don't buy drinks for hairy Jewish dancers....well, maybe that one time.
rerun - April 18, 2011, 7:44 pm

I got them from some asshat at a strip club in Canada, SOB wouldn't even buy me a drink.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:41 pm
Was there ever any doubt?.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 7:39 pm
5L for the funny man
spacedog - April 18, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks guys. It is a bit vague now that I take a second look. It was supposed to be "watered down" innuendo, so... yeah... clearly rerun has crabs. LOL
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:45 pm
This is a good poster SpaceDog. However, I would tend to believe that piranha's (who live/hunt in packs) would be more suitable to live in a small pond. As they cannot handle large open bodies of H20.
crankyhead - April 18, 2011, 3:04 am
5pli5h 5pla5h
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 2:00 am
The stairs look like they spell "RR" so clearly "RR" has crabs? (Rerun)

BE PREPARED - You never know when the diarrhea will start acting up.

TAGS: crabcore diarrhea
Rating: 4.25/5

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Brawler - June 9, 2011, 3:32 pm
hehehe... When is the cable popping out?

Em’s Alaska Vacation -

TAGS: lemons to king crab
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - February 4, 2015, 11:25 pm
Dizz, forgive me for being rude. Thank you very much.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 12:51 pm
Sounds like your wife is like mine. I'll show her something I think is hilarious, and she'll go 'yeah, that's funny' then go back to her knitting
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2015, 12:05 pm
Even my wife laughed at that one!
mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:31 pm
ROTFL!!!! 1)recycling like a boss! 2)IgV beat me to the 'master bait' joke--glad I'm not the only one that came up with that! 3)I too, am a master of both! 5 howling lions, Big O! LUV it!
GaryO - February 1, 2015, 10:12 pm
Hey space. So good to see you back here!
spacedog - February 1, 2015, 9:46 pm
Silverheart - February 1, 2015, 7:13 pm

I fancy myself something of a master debater
GaryO - February 1, 2015, 6:44 pm
welllll, I'm pretty good at both (weeeeird)
lgvernon - February 1, 2015, 5:48 pm

Durn auto spell! That was BAITER, not banister.
lgvernon - February 1, 2015, 5:46 pm

Master banister, it would appear. (Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.)
Oldsod - February 1, 2015, 5:40 pm
Laughed...tears...can't breathe...must...give...5...and hail...to the master...
JesusWept - February 1, 2015, 5:08 pm
Haha real nice! 5


TAGS: nature crab thing terrifying
Rating: 4.31/5

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Nand - August 17, 2010, 10:08 pm
I fucking love sea scorpions.
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 9:34 am
Wow! Grab the steamer and the melted butter .........

NEXT TIME - ...on "Ugliest Catch", The elusive Crabopotumus!

TAGS: hippo crab
Rating: 3.08/5

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SORRY - Sorry about the crabs...

TAGS: std lol crabs
Rating: 2.56/5

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pieman - June 9, 2010, 10:09 am
I would rather have lobsters on my piano than crabs on my organ.

PARIS - For some reason she attracts Crab-Eating Monkeys !!

TAGS: paris hilton crabs monkeys
Rating: 2.5/5

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MO - June 12, 2009, 5:04 pm
Holy crap!! Them's alot of monkeys! Spank 'em! Spank 'em all!!!
union - June 12, 2009, 5:00 pm
She has great legs.

THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE. - Anemones closer.

ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...

TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

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whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one. 5L


LITTLE PINK CRAB THINGIES - Today, the invasion has been thwarted, Thanks to our totally awesome little cardboard wall of justice!!

TAGS: crabs wall
Rating: 3.73/5

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CANADA - April 6, 2010, 2:29 pm
LOL, I think hutterites do that too
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:53 pm
It seems that the amish hole-in-the-sheet thing is actually effective at preventing crabs.
MustyK - February 27, 2010, 8:37 pm
They must have go the idea from O.D's invincible cardboard fortress !!
erock - January 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
funny stuff koradan
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:23 pm
Houseplant - December 9, 2009, 6:26 pm
Why do I suddenly have the strong urge to scratch my crotch??...Very Good!!
Derek - December 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
Very appropriate - Christmas Island :})


TAGS: crabs
Rating: 3.4/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:30 pm
Time to get out the special shampoo again FP31. 5L

marriage advice #29 -


TAGS: oops crabs pregnant upset depressed
Rating: 4.95/5

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SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:23 pm
5L for surprising a laugh out of me



YOUR GIRLFRIEND - She gave them to you

TAGS: crabs
Rating: 3.07/5

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TIMING - where will you be when your menstrual cycle starts? where will you be....?

TAGS: crabs
Rating: 2.05/5

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TAGS: crabs pinch hard cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cubbybear - September 29, 2010, 12:38 am
Squid man here.
ICEMAN - September 28, 2010, 11:16 pm
I prefer lobster.
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
Sand crabs... can't get rid of them.


TAGS: with a little baking soda and a spoon we could all have a little cracked stone crab
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:22 pm
LOL! Bet it's been stepped on with sea salt.
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:38 pm
CYA Bone.
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Have a good one Trash...I'm off to take the girls out for Pizza
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:32 pm
LMAO...nice one trash. 5 addicted Poodles


TAGS: crabman blondes
Rating: 3.31/5

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iamjet - September 17, 2009, 1:31 am
'Sup Crabman!?
Sean - April 24, 2009, 7:13 pm
Crabman is the best. "I feel like I'm going to give birth to pooptuplets." Dude's a poet.
Cubbybear - April 24, 2009, 5:21 pm
The man's a Icon in my book. Thanks Ron

GIANT SPIDER CRAB - Next level noble steed activate! Now all I need is a saddle

CRABS - Which one of you bitches gave them to me ?

TAGS: crabs
Rating: 1.92/5

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WEAK POINT - Crabs have none!!

TAGS: crabs weak point
Rating: 1.75/5
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 11:29 am
Deploy the secret weapon! But sir, you don't mean... THATS RIGHT! DEPLOY..THE DRAWN BUTTER!!
john doe - December 11, 2008, 6:05 pm
crabs have weak points...just stomp on'em.
Yellow pixel's CEO - July 17, 2008, 6:34 pm
Aim for teh blue pixel!!!11one
crab king - June 3, 2008, 12:34 am
They fucking itch too!
He11Kn1ght - June 2, 2008, 7:17 pm
The eyes! Hit the eyes!


TAGS: head crab zombie half life
Rating: 1.22/5

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guywiththesuitcase - April 12, 2011, 3:48 am
your welcome!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:05 am
thx for wasting 2 seconds of my beautiful life...


get off my lawn!!! -


TAGS: scrabble crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sho - March 22, 2011, 12:19 pm

shameful disease -

TAGS: crabs
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - December 31, 2013, 10:00 am
Dang, Demon. Yer posters are all over the place. This one happens to be close to the top, Cheers to yer energy
JesusWept - December 30, 2013, 10:59 pm
Excellent! L L L L L


TAGS: crab migration humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 1:57 pm

And one of those cracker thingees. Otherwise, I don't even need a fork~~
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 1:57 pm

I was hoping someone would notice. I had a heck of a time keeping them corraled up on the page!~
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 1:00 pm
Actually, a 5L, a bib and a ton of melted garlic butter and I'm good to go!
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 8:57 am
They're leaking out onto the poster! RUUUUNNNN!


ATTITUDE - You bet I have had a bad day!

TAGS: crab attitude
Rating: 4.4/5

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fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:15 pm
Hang in there, it's almost over.

HOO BOY!! - I just swam in from Sheboygan and man are my fins tired!! Take my wife! Please...

TAGS: rodney dangerfield crab classic standup comedy
Rating: 4.13/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 9:29 pm
That you're crabby? Don't hate me Sean. I at least threw Rodney in instead of Henny ... That's something right?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
You are. You should be. And, LOL!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
Likening Henny Youngman to a parasite that eats and then replaces the tongue of a fish ... how the hell did MO get here before me? I know, I know, I'm an arrogant prick for saying this out loud, but I can't be the only one thinking it.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Ahhhhh... Maria... Revolution Blvd, Tijuana. I know her well.

TRUST - It's wasted on the.... HERMIT CRAB

barnacles -



TAGS: crabtacular
Rating: 3.24/5

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Haarakkon - August 23, 2009, 11:01 pm
5L on principle. Can't relate on a personal level to this, though I finished 3rd (out of 16) in my class in a spelling bee once.
Sean - August 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
I actually feel this way whenver I sit up straight in my chair. Slouching, and sometimes hiding under my desk, is the only way to make the nose bleeds stop.



TAGS: nfl celebrities 49ers egotism michael crabtree
Rating: 2.36/5

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Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:44 pm
God, I know that misery. A TON of my posters have the worst typos. You should see the one I did for "Voices in my head" day.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 9:42 pm
I've come pretty close to doing something like that myself from time to time, but I much prefer to simply misspell words instead.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:22 pm
It's nice to meet another MS paint user. Anyway, after you drag your text into place, fill in the empty spot with black. Still a good poster. 4/5

A CRAB - Who gives it!?

TAGS: crab
Rating: 2.13/5

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Roamer - August 8, 2008, 6:22 pm
Diseased Hookers, thats who.

Craaaab Peeeeople -

Elephant In The Room - 2 -

Live Seafood -

TAGS: live seafood crabs animals fun
Rating: 4.69/5

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mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:12 am
Poor boy has a raging case of the crabs!
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 3:19 pm
Too real